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By H4rd_Man - 01/11/2009 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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Like spinning plates

By Neill - 15/08/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML

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By noname - 22/12/2008 11:54 - France

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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Policy of truth

By Home Alone 33 - 24/02/2022 14:00

Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML

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By poop - 06/02/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

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By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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New toy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 00:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML

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PoeticPixie 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:29

Bet there are bad feelings now...

vapors 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:32

Slap her, slap her good!

Comments

myepic_fail 0

Monday 2 November 2009 4:09

who broke up with who? if she broke up with you at least she finaly did the right thing. and you said, yourself there were no hard feelings so why change that. she probably didnt tell you because she didnt want to hurt you.

Jonno8825 0

Monday 2 November 2009 4:11

Bad feelings now... :/

illy88 0

Monday 2 November 2009 4:44

this seems fake..if u guys broke up 2 months ago why would u ask? weird

MouseyN 0

Monday 2 November 2009 4:57

Why wouldn't he ask? She could have answered any number under 2 months as far as he knew.

fcukb0o 0

Monday 2 November 2009 6:08

**** the bitch, but whatever already broken up with her anyway. Just don't have anything to do with her anymore. Either that, that asshole might just wanna make you feel pissed to have a good reason of your ex hating you.

leushqua 2

Monday 2 November 2009 7:05

UDI for asking :/

lilarielle14 0

Monday 2 November 2009 7:24

what a bitch

Ninjaface 0

Monday 2 November 2009 7:31

Tell him you need to give him monthaversery punches, one for each month. Before the last one, causually mention the five-months overlap, then slug him in the crotch.