By H4rd_Man - 01/11/2009 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
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besad_fml 0

atleast your going to harvard! well atleast that's what your name implies. 

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begeru 0

Wow what a bitch. However, this means that she didn't tell him that she was with you during the same time she was with him. So if you had said something like "That's funny, we only broke up two months ago.", he could have possibly broken up with her right then, thus leaving her as the lonely cheating **** that she is. Or he did know about it, and was stupid and accidentally spilled the beans. I would have had at least immediately gotten up and walked away.

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Ligerie 0

this isn't an fml its more of a 'thank god I'm not wasting my time on cheating bitch who would have probably given me some sort of std'

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D3M0N4N93l 0

Oh wow. Better off without her.

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seanreddog 4

Confidence is a must Cockiness is a plus Edginess is a rush Edges (I like 'em rough) A man with a Midas touch Intoxicate me, I'm a lush Stop you're making me blush People are looking at us I don't think you know (know) I'm checking it so hot (so hot) I Wonder if he knows he's on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) And if I notice you I know it's you. Choose you don't wanna lose you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) When you walk (when you walk) and when you talk (when you talk) I get the tingle, I wanna mingle, that's what I want (that's what I want) Hey, listen, baby, turn up the fader.. try to make you understand you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) On my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR Interesting sense of style Ten million dollar smile Think I cant handle that Animal in the sack His eyes see right to my soul I surrender self-control Catch me looking again Falling right into my plan.. I don't think you know (know) I'm checking it so hot (so hot) Wonder if he knows he's on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) And if I notice you I know it's you Choose you don't wanna lose you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) When you walk (when you walk) and when you talk (when you talk) I get the tingle, I wanna mingle, that's what I want (that's what I want) Hey, listen, baby, turn up the fader.. try to make you understand you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR I got my eye on you... and I cant let you get away... Hey baby whether it's now or later (I've got you) you cant shake me (no) cause I got you on my radar Whether you like it or not, it ain't gonna stop cause I got you on my radar (I've got you) cause I got you on my radar I'm checking it so hot (so hot) Wonder if he knows he's on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) And if I notice you I know it's you. Choose you don't wanna lose you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) When you walk (when you walk) and when you talk (when you talk) I get the tingle, I wanna mingle, that's what I want (that's what I want) Hey, listen, baby, turn up the fader... try to make you understand you're on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (on my radar) on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR on my radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) radar (got you on my) RADAR Da-da-da-da-da-da-dadadadadadada... da da da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-dadadadadadada... da da da da da da da

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Dcvictorious 0

No Britney Spears song may ever be looked up for the lyrics and posted on any website, not even her own one, if she couldn't look them up I guess she'd never be able to mime again, hence, we should delete all trace of her from the internet.

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cyurihsung 0

If you're going to post the lyrics to that song, at least get them right.

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seanreddog 4

But Britney's so hot! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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seanreddog 4

I copied them from Google, so go complain there.

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Dcvictorious 0

Crap, damn internet. Well I'll be taking my complaint to Google, even though what you mean is you searched on Google and followed a link, i.e, the whole point of Google being a search engine.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Have i really been that long that not only are weenies copying me due to lack of lyrics AND being terrible at it? I wont complain about the song too much, your tastes, w/e, but never post the FULL song "...you better be careful what you do i wouldn´t wanna be in your shoes if they ever found you out you better be careful what you say it never really added up any way I got friends in this town Hey white liar The truth comes out a little at a time and it spreads just like a fire slips off of your tongue like turpentine and I don´t know why white liar..."

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seanreddog 4

You do a much better job than i do. Keep it up

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Gasperilla 0

boohoo. you're already broken up.

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Dcvictorious 0

Thank you sir, I will create a rival search engine!

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alilo_fml 0

Wow shes a sucki ass gf sorry man

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Aha09 1

You mean her current boyfriend. He's in the now, which sucks for you since he was in the now when you too, were in the now. Which is so yesterday. FYL

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