By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
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ahabsfan 14

Rule #2 - Don’t shit where you eat.

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Dave_Davington 33

Did you ask her out yourself? No? Then you've got no business whining about it.

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ohsnapword 21

You forgot the #1 rule of the workplace. Don't dip your pen in company ink.

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ahabsfan 14

Rule #2 - Don’t shit where you eat.

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tounces7 27

While this is an accepted platitude, from a scientific standpoint, workplace romances last longer than any other way of meeting someone.

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Chloe555_fml 27

I don’t think you’ll have to worry about working with your crush much longer if she is pulling those shenanigans without prior approval.

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Dave_Davington 33

Did you ask her out yourself? No? Then you've got no business whining about it.

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RichardPencil 30

You can always “work it alone” while thinking about her, if you know what I mean.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I assume she's now your ex-crush, and ex-colleague.

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tounces7 27

You'll get your sweet revenge when she ends up jobless and he dumps her.

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indienerdgirl 27

I only pressed your life sucks because she left you hanging in the middle of your shift. What a dick move. But unless you asked her out you can't complain if she has a new boyfriend. You didn't make your move man.

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Mungolikecandy 19

It sounds like that crush has been crushed?

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