By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
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ozpunker 20

You should give your husband the "You're sleeping in the couch tonight" face.

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cb1002630 11

This is me giving you the "yell at your inconsiderate husband" face. >=|

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pandamimo 5

I hate when I fing my dog making that face.

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AthiestNun 11

At least your husband had no ***** to give.

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alwayswinning123 7

You should put the poop in his shoes, see how he likes it

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McNikk 15

Make your husband clean it.

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RoseBlack123 37

Sounds like you need to have a serious conversation with your hubby about dog responsibility issues

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Pstraka6 20

Sounds like your husband needs to get his shit together so you don't end up cleaning the dog's. No one likes coming home to a mess

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Countrygal42 7

Deff sounds like what my boyfriend does to me all the time.

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kyu_Q 19

Maybe you should dump him. Because next he will be using his bare hands to take things out of the oven.

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olpally 32

Your husband is a lazy twit. I take care of 3 dogs when my parents are at work. It's not that hard. Holy ****.

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Adhdkid107 9

Did you make the "you have to clean this up because you were to lazy to let the dog out face" at your husband?

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