By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
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ozpunker 20

You should give your husband the "You're sleeping in the couch tonight" face.

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cb1002630 11

This is me giving you the "yell at your inconsiderate husband" face. >=|

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vbmg152 18

Men just don't think about that stuff. They get on the computer or watching TV & forget everything else!

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mattlw 25

Rub his nose in it.... I mean the husbands nose of course!

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austx 3

Maybe you shouldn't have changed your shoes first.

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withered 30

#88 You need to be dense if you see a FML where one person neglects the animal and the other comes home, wants to change shoes (which takes a few seconds) and you somehow find the blame in the 2nd person.

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escobar07 10

Did you really need to change your shoes to open a back door??? Wheres that deserve button

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lollypop30001 19

I would make your Husband shit outside for a week.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

If he can't take care of the pussy he can't take care of the dog

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Whathefuck02 8

You're husband is a dick. Make him shit in the dog's place for a week. Maybe it's time for him to get off his lazy ass

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fantasyworld 37

Sounds like something my parents would do.

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