Intimacy: Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML

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By He who is free of sin casts the first stone. - 16/06/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML

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Forgiveness

By notacaveman - 16/04/2013 13:27 - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

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The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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Bad friend

By collegegirl90 - 09/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty, because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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Sorry

By cheated - 23/11/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML

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By angrymother - 27/07/2016 01:21

Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML

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sireen 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:51

you're pathetic.

EvilHippyEmperor 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:39

Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?

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silverwolf10 0

Friday 25 February 2011 3:39

lol loser fyl

1luv1child1heart 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 8:53

ever hear of prostitutes?

sammy_kayy 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:23

i think u and her are both pretty pathetic

TheOtherMakona 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:28

Is it really worth having sex with someone like that, though? Not that I would know, but still. And what about your best friend? What did you say to him?? And what did he say to you???

jdawg2010 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:44

can someone give me a "this guy is a doucher!"?

jdawg2010 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:34

well then you both suck.

Afonya 2

Monday 28 November 2011 2:48

Dude, sex is not the biggest thing in your life. Get a new meaning, also the very next time you two get into a fight you might do something you will regret.. One of my close friends is in a similar situation, I can see it on his face that he's empty and wants more then just pointless sex, anyways.. Good luck and may God bless you