By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 05:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 081
You deserved it 63 173

Same thing different taste

Top comments

EvilHippyEmperor 0

Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?

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yuito90 0

ninja578 makes the most sense. but all the same that's a good move on the OPs part...

Your spinelessness is causing both problems.

yogurtgirlie 0

this is what happens when a complete bitch meets an asshole of mythic proportions

well id bang her one more time just to **** in her face and kick her out...with the **** still on her face...but dude...groe some ballz biatch

samadams42 0

someones dick runs their life

A woman who is satisfied with her man in most ways would never stray. So YDI for failing in your boyfriend report card. :p Exception: Nymphomania.

sceneblondie 8

come on man! at least try to maintain SOME pride lol

navygal87 0

AWESOME! really. lol use that bitch right back