Intimacy: The truth

The truth

By LOLCATS - 13/10/2009 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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You deserved it 2 504

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By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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You deserved it 161

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 5 046

By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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You deserved it 827

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 1 613

Marriage doesn't solve anything

By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:00

Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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You deserved it 132

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

macnamera 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:54

You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

Paramedicjelly 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:16

What a *****!!!

Comments

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:52

first yaaaaaayyyy

SoccerForTheWin 5

Monday 2 January 2012 4:46

20 year old firefighter saying yay because your the first to comment....now that's an FML

macnamera 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:54

You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

Crazyjoe33 6

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:43

^win!^

Brownsider 4

Friday 20 January 2012 19:33

Just go through the whole family besides the dudes lol

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:57

agree with number 2!

Frabens 1

Friday 23 December 2016 13:56

I wish there were a button; such as a reply button where you could press it to let them know you agree with them.....

lstdwn 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:03

now you need somebody to cheer you up! im sorry for you dude! be more careful with your choices next time!

604 11

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:11

Get rid of her.

wairdt 5

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:15

Burn. I'm sorry to hear that.

Paramedicjelly 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:16

What a *****!!!

LuvsTheRainbow 0

Friday 16 October 2009 14:07

Thats what i was thinking. :D

mibs3 11

Tuesday 4 December 2012 21:40

****** at least get paid she isn't even doing that.

theweasel 16

Monday 23 March 2015 3:49

If she was doing it at work, technically she was getting paid.

monster_tamer 11

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:31

...o.o;

mekzikinz 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:50

i hate when ppl say "get it on" but fyl OP .

shadowkillah 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:54

leave her...u shouldn't comfort someone who did this to you man....FYL

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Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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The Top

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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You deserved it 36 404

Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML

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You deserved it 317

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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You deserved it 33 990

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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You deserved it 6 040

Today, working from home and to escape my own toddler, I moved my work area into the bedroom. Perfect timing for the neighbor's toddler to scream at the top of his lungs. All day long, underneath my bedroom. I just wanted some peace and quiet to work. FML

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