By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would give him a new face arrangement.

Bring someone home and improve the Kama sutra.... that might surprise them.

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oj101 33

If you strictly follow Feng Shui, you'll find that you will end up with nothing in the room, so that the 'energy' is free to flow wherever it likes to.

KiddoKS 19

I'd be more worried about how much time your roommate seems to have on their hands. You better help get him/her a hobby, job, or a date before you come home to something worse... Good Luck

Well that bothers me to ask is the Feng shui flow better.

Or, your living room is your new bedroom. It's bigger.

I agree #4. Anyways it could've been worse, maybe the bed in the bathroom somehow.

Next you'll find that he spent the rent money on flying a feng shui expert in, and putting him up in a hotel room

Reality_bites 14

And you get the remote and tv!

When your roommate comes into the living room tell him to get the hell out of your bedroom.

That's....not how feng shui works. At all. The main point of feng shui is to create a positive energy flow in your house, and get rid of things that attract negative energy (e.g. dark spaces, mess and clutter, sharp objects near sleep spaces, etc.) If your roommate is moving your bedroom objects OUT OF THE BEDROOM, that goes against the very point of feng shui. It bothers me when people read an article on things like feng shui, then presume to be experts on the matter. I'm not claiming to be an expert on the matter myself, but geez how could anyone who wants "good feng shui" think that moving a bed out of the bedroom is a good idea? Where did that idea even come from? D:

tanglespet 12

Sleep naked. If that doesn't get him to reconsider...well, then you have a completely different problem.

RedPillSucks 31

OP could be female and this was the roommates intent all along.