By dannidoll93 - 22/08/2015 14:59 - United Kingdom - Padiham

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Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML
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dannidoll93 24

OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D

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Top comments

xJChristine 16

Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!

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xluciferx666 21

Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off

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Comments

dannidoll93 24

OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D

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Driving_Gaming 22

Thank goodness, I absolutely hate it when my siblings won't stop asking me questions about things. Really gets on my nerves.

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deathshead 19

#21 I agree my brother wont stop asking pointless questions, and I just found my class ring he hid on me a month ago.

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sturschaedel 27

21, never have kids then. They stick to you like glue and ask even more. They are adorable (at least mine are), but imagine a 2-year-old and a 5-year-old standing around while you put on your underwear and ask why you are sometimes putting a "sticker" in your panties.

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alice2lacy 16

BWAHAHAHAHAH I have a 2yr son and yeah bathroom peace? Forget about it. Monthly time or no they won't leave me alone, 90% of the time daddy has to come rescue me for a few minutes

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

My parents managed to raise us without us following people into the bathroom. It's this magical thing called parenting! :)

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chuka81 27

Um, to eat with. Just in case there is no spoon around.

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Ichiya 29

Yeah since spooning is knife and all but sometime you just need to fork.

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rabbi1010 29

why dont you have one, 23?

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Keiraquarium 12

23: It's quite simple really. Men can use vibrators and women can have girlfriends. Since OP's gender isn't specified, either could be the case here. Edit: OP's gender actually is specified in her follow-up comment. OP is a woman :)

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pixierara 28

I don't see why people own them either, honestly I think they're kinda disgusting ?

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Keiraquarium 12

54: Some people find it hard to ****** without a vibrator. Besides, they're fun! What's disgusting about them? You do wash them

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MzZombicidal 36

It's a piece of plastic or rubber with a phallic shape, how's that disgusting?

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SaniK 17

Whats in the bag?! What's in the bag!? -brad pit

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phreaker913 21

uhhhh take the batteries out when you travel and you won't have that problem

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IZkat 24

Not all vibrators have removable batteries. Maybe try putting it in a box.

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bulletsinthewind 21

Maybe try telling him you have another one?

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worldclassrager 39

This all depends on how little your brother is...

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makeen4 10

Lots of homosexuals in the latest. The world is going to hell

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Keiraquarium 12

If the world is going to hell it's because of nasty, closed minded people such as yourself :)

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