By Anonymous - 29/09/2018 22:00 - Denmark

Today, I had a one night stand. While lying next to him afterwards, he nervously said, "Listen, I, uh... I bought this when I was drunk." I wasn't really sure what he referred to until I realized: the bed sheets. The Twilight bed sheets. FML
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Jason Thomas McConnell 11

sex is sex. Doesn't really matter whats the pattern on the sheets your doing the deed on.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

What's his excuse for still having them? And I really hope he wrapped up, because no one wants to find out they were conceived in a bed covered with Twilight sheets.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

What's his excuse for still having them? And I really hope he wrapped up, because no one wants to find out they were conceived in a bed covered with Twilight sheets.

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Jason Thomas McConnell 11

sex is sex. Doesn't really matter whats the pattern on the sheets your doing the deed on.

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Davros 12

At least it wasn't My Little Pony or Anime.

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Phillycheeze 20

I have Twister bed sheets...... poo poo happens

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ohsnapword 21

So, was he Team Edward or Team Jacob?

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DanielleinDC 33

Okay, that's totally funny and maybe a bit cringeworthy.

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princess_stabitty 20

Makes me wonder what's more cringe worthy - that he bought those sheets while drunk, or actually used them while sober xD Anyway, when you already spent money on this crap, you may just as well use them xD LOL.

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Dave Ninjutsu Landon 1

Moot point. People in Denmark are always drunk :)

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

if it was body pics of Jacob.... you might want to leave the city/town

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