By dannidoll93 - 22/08/2015 14:59 - United Kingdom - Padiham

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Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML
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dannidoll93 24

OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D

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Top comments

xJChristine 16

Say you accidentally took your girlfriends toothbrush :) Good luck!

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xluciferx666 21

Tell him it's the ark of the covenent and if you show him spirits will melt his face off

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Comments

Goblin182 26

Show it to him. It will be the last question he ever asks you.

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Lars93 18

wait. you ********** in front/ in the same room as her ? or are you in a lesbian relationship ?

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

They are, but there's really no reason a straight couple can't ********** in front of one another, together, or use a vibrator during sex. I know, shocking.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Why on earth would you take something like that with you...? That's asking for trouble.

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Keiraquarium 12

OP and her girlfriend probably used it together. Vibrators can be fun for couples!

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pandor_fml 24

I've also had to learn the hard way: always ALWAYS take out the batteries during travel!

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ariasmake1 9

Tell him to mind his own ******* business!

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IcyDarcy 10

I'd have told him, "Yeah, I bought another electric toothbrush when we shopping 'cause it was on sale." No more problem.

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BloodyGlass 10

"None of your ******* business, piss off."

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