Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks...

By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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bcopeland 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:53

there should be fingerprints on the note

lahp 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:57

at least they said sorry :) now you can put this behind you.... or so they will think! chase them with a shotgun! MWHAHAHA

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LolitaGirl_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:39

at least they said sorry :)

FmlAllDay123 0

Friday 2 October 2009 2:33

take the note to the police, they can run prints and you can find he guy to press charges :)

Zero198209 0

Friday 2 October 2009 3:37

LOL..........HA-HA-THATS FUNNY FU-C-KIN SHEET MOTHER FOKER!!! U TOTALLY DESEVED EVERY BIT OF IT AND MORE CUZ UR ON HERE WHINING ABOUT IT ...PUSSY....INSTEAD OF FINDING THE FREAK THAT DID THIS AND KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. GIVE ME YOUR ADRESS AND MAYBE THE NEXT TIME I HAVE THE ERGE ,,, I'LL COME OVER AND SHIT ON YOUR DOOR STEP..THEN LEAVE YOU A SYMPATHY CARD AND A BOX OF CANDY....LOL!!!!!

hotdawg 0

Friday 2 October 2009 3:45

Yea its kinda funny but he doesnt deserve it you ahole.

mommmma 0

Friday 2 October 2009 3:51

how does the OP deserve it? and how is he supposed to find him and kick his ass? he doesnt know who it is retard.

hurricanerebekah 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 11:44

awwww. ha ha ha. you're sooooooo hilarious. dumbass.

halleyroosan 8

Monday 8 August 2011 23:41

Can we get some spell check on this post? And maybe a real sense of humor?

neon_shoes 0

Friday 2 October 2009 5:34

Dude, how much do you want to bet that the person who wrote the note did infact go to the right house. He's just trying to throw you off gard. Oh and to the people saying now you have fingerprints and handwriting, they do have compueters and gloves nowadays. Although, they could still just trace the footprints, but police just don't care about anything now, it's pretty sad. So the case will probably never get solved.

andrewms 0

Friday 2 October 2009 7:01

For those who are saying "how could the OP have heard the doorbell if nobody was there?" - you are retards; the OP meant that they heard the door and when answered, no one was at the doorstep except the note!