Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks...

By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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bcopeland 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:53

there should be fingerprints on the note

lahp 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:57

at least they said sorry :) now you can put this behind you.... or so they will think! chase them with a shotgun! MWHAHAHA

Comments

shancus 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:07

Wtf? Opinionator? Dont u have something better to do

Brey1013 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:34

Today, i went out and spent a fortune on Bricks and Eggs, Only to attack the wrong house. How inconsiderate can some people be? i mean how dare they have a house that looks exactly like the one i wanted to egg?! FML

MagicMeds 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 14:42

Unclever troll is unclever.

wisefool83 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:08

Your neigbours borrowed money from loan sharks?

possesed0ne 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 17:48

lol win!

Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 18:04

OMG, i would be SO pissed... get some prints or handwriting identification off that letter and get that asshole... FYL

missmasturah 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:55

Wow, how is it that people actually clicked "YDI"? It makes no sense at all how it's they're fault. OP, we feel you.

jess07 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:13

#26: No matter what, some people click YDI. It's weird. This is awful. I feel sorry for you, OP. Hope you found out who it was. :(

LolSarcasm 14

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:12

I can't believe is that somebody is actually dumb enough to vandalize the wrong house. I'm sure you could find out who did it. You defiantly did NOT deserve this.

zaknuttall 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:20

he meant nobody was at the door, not nobody was home

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:40

dude just be glad you dont live in canada in millwoods part of edmonton you would get firebombed by accident instead of that and get an appology for it belive me its happened before