Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By iamScaredyCat - 03/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML

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Lock your doors

By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

vampirate 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

Comments

rt523 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:02

13's a win! and just be glad the police didn't arrest you for being high...jk. lol.

Capo123 0

Friday 1 May 2009 8:50

all i can say is LOL

darkjediben 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:39

I honestly do not know how people as stupid as you manage to make it past their 18th birthdays...

evolveahimsa 0

Friday 1 May 2009 17:57

congratulations, dolphins, apes. whales, elephants, magpies, and 18 month-old babies are all smarter than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

melissa_10 7

Saturday 2 May 2009 6:10

dude...your like ******* stupid!!

ace135 3

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:26

HOW THE **** DID U NOT KNOW IT WAS UR REFLECTION NO ITS SOMEONE WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU IN YOUR HOUSE **** UR LIFE DUM DUM DUM LOL U PROBABLY THINK RED MEANS GO LOL