Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Guess I was wrong - 16/03/2020 06:23

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By iamScaredyCat - 03/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML

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By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 9:26

Lol! I can't believe you messed up that badly. :)

vampirate 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

haha I hope you were either high or really tired.

Comments

mtorres8789 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:24

lmao! omg i almost peed!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruach 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:35

I just want you to know that's the test they use to classify animals as intelligent or not, you failed.

toozlipoo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:06

This is beyond priceless!!!!

Narsh 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 8:30

This is indeed rather FYL worthy (if only because I didn't imagine that this actually happened to people) but what is even sadder is the sheer quantity of people going "Durr hurr, ur stupid." or "Even animals can do that!" without any backstory on any of this. For one thing, we know he came home from work so it was (most likely) dark. If he opened the window and saw a dark figure in his house I don't think he made a terrible decision in calling the cops. Better than if he saw a dark figure in his house and decided to go in anyways.

DangerousBabee 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:23

"OMG!

Phallus_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:39

Oh My Gawd !!!

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:09

LMFAO! FYL. that must have been embarrising when you relized. F Y L

Gaiwa 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:45

Police didnt ask how the man came in and out without breaking something? And: The reflection is like a mirror. You saw "this man" 3 feet away, inside your apartment staring out of the window directly into your face... Im mean seriously, if you look at the mirror, you see your own ******* face looking at you and not yourself 10feet away doing something else like watching tv or something... unless you did LOTS of lsd or something, then perhaps you see strangers in the mirror doing crazy shit.