Kids: Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter...

By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By IcyWinter - 02/04/2014 08:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 12:00

Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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Primitive art

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 19:46

Who was supposed to be watching her? It's their fault.

YouMentalFreaks 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 19:45

At least your walls are pretty now?

Comments

j3girl 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:14

this is what spankings r 4....

ameliabeth09 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 5:06

Ha when I did that as a kid my mom spanked me and handed me a sponge and bucket, only took once I never did it again, ydi for not training your child right.

pppeterqq 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 5:29

theres something called mr clean (y)

obff527 7

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:50

your kid sounds awesome, I'll take her !

cintakay 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:42

hahaha aww that's cute

franwins0827 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 23:04

Learned your lesson yet?

ndm777 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 6:30

That's so cute!!

ndm777 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 6:37

Why are all of you IGNORANT ass ppl saying that SHE'S the one who wasn't watching her daughter??!! DO YOU know if she was there, or perhaps had a babysitter there?? Morons.