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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By MexyBoy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

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By marriedbutlonely - 15/02/2016 02:36 - United States - Federal Way

Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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Monday 23 February 2015 7:51

Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 23 February 2015 7:52

She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.

Comments

velaydon 10

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:07

It might suck, but I'd marry her for trying

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:43

This is the first time I've honestly felt bad for someone in an FML. God damn this is depressing.

Lord_Hades 14

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:49

As a gamer I LOL!

biopilot17 9

Tuesday 24 February 2015 2:01

Dump her immediately

WhoCouldIBe 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 2:19

Her reasoning makes no sense if she thinks that you couldn't sell your stuff by yourself. She should've just bought you it

Annihilator257 15

Tuesday 24 February 2015 2:28

That suuuccckkks

Queen_of_Night 20

Tuesday 24 February 2015 2:49

Feel for you OP! My 3DS was stolen last week. But seriously, while differences might make good sparks its generally in a relationships best interest that both parties at least have a good knowledge about what is important to the other person and why. I spent 2 days cleaning out my bf's condo, he had stuff in there that he had 10 year old things forgotten about (a birthday check from his mom from 2002 was a big one) but we discussed everything we were keeping and everything we threw out. I would never take something of his and sell it without his permission and the same goes for my stuff for him.