Transportation: Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted...

By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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Nicked

By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

lovelyred 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:12

I would steal the other persons bike if it's so nice.

westsidewhite 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 9:10

haha! maybe the better bike got there after yours was stolen

Comments

SLKBlack96 5

Friday 6 August 2010 17:53

steal THAT one then

Austino713 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:16

Ha Ha Ha IRONY!!!!

liller90 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:11

It could've been your parents or friends taking action for you and getting rid of that piece of shit the hard way since you wouldn't listen?

FruitSalad4225 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 17:04

If it was stolen, how would you know it was busted?

evanking 0

Monday 9 August 2010 11:15

or perhaps said thief just wanted a challenge? or didnt want to draw a lot of attention to themselves.

HazelBunny 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 5:17

wow ud have to be retarded not to just take the nicer bike and be happy

mollylollypops 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 6:30

jw what's YDI

Bludmagnus 13

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:13

I think he meant the lock was busted. It sounds like it was not just theft, but a personal act against you.

watanite 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:40

Honestly? so many of the FML's are so fake and you people are just lapping it up! wow and i can pretty much almost confidentally say this is fake cause they wouldve most definitally taken the unlocked nicer bike unless someone was holding a grudge against you.

mmmmshaggy 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:59

this same sorta thing happened to my car. i left my piece of shit sunbird for a month in a 'secured' parking lot with barb wired fences and security code locked gate. the smallest, yet most expensive to fix window was busted and my $500 stereo was stolen. there was a classic corvette parked right next to it. Wtf...