By YaytoSeniorYear - 05/09/2017 20:00

Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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Glowworm56 26

"Um, guys? Can you stop making out for just one second so I can retrieve my food from the microwave?"

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raven_of_azarath 34

Moved on or not, most people generally don't care to see their exes again.

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Glowworm56 26

"Um, guys? Can you stop making out for just one second so I can retrieve my food from the microwave?"

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hugtrees13 16

So what's the problem? If you've moved on there shouldn't be a problem, are they not allowed to date your exes or something?

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raven_of_azarath 34

Moved on or not, most people generally don't care to see their exes again.

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Suaria 38

I've moved on from my ex and in a much happier relationship now. I still wouldn't want to see my ex all the time.

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Isa_fml 20

It's still inconsiderate and disrespectful.

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ashily24 12

My only problem is I'd wonder if they were doing anything behind my back. Then I'd stuff my face with noodles and not care. Food is love. Food is life.

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Regulate 21

You didn't have to navigate around them to put said noodles in the microwave though? How long did they take to heat?

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raven_of_azarath 34

I think the better question is how long did it take the roommate and new bf to feel the heat?

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jfsiv 17

Not cool on your roommates part, unless you agreed ahead of time that it was ok for him to come over.

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RichardPencil 30

I hope your noodle-grabbing took place before theirs began. You don’t want to be reminded of that Gotye classic lyric, “just some noodle that I used to grab.”

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davecross 11

Today I "accidentally" spilled boiling hot tea I my roommate and ex while they were getting it on

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skippydoda 32

Should've taken the time to reminisce about the old times with your ex.

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xelarea 14

"I remember when you and I used to do that" Sit on the couch and slurp those noodles. Make them as uncomfortable as possible since they seem so keen on doing it to you. I mean, I would.. Then again, my ex was a ******* nut job and I'd do anything to get the creep away from me and keep him away.

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