By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That will teach her for throwing a suprise party. LOL

Well I guess it was the sensible thing to do.

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lol i bet he had a few ounces of cronic in his appartment and didnt want to call the cops.. and to all the sally's saying they would wait and call the cops, if some1 was robbing my stuff, id bust in like a psycho, and try and knock at least one of em out, and hope the others flee, that way when the cops do come hopefully that dipshit will roll on his boys. (disclaimer, i do not have ounces of cronic, do not rob me, ur ill *** you up) *_*

UsingLogic 0

Good job dude, you could not just leave and call the cops, right? You had to play superman. People like you are the reason other people want to take away our rights to protect ourselves. Not to mention, if you did this to thieves they could sue you for assault, and they would be doing the right thing, because you were not threatened and therefore had no excuse to be violent. No, protecting your belongings is not an excuse to hurt someone (and that's coming from someone who deeply believes and supports the right to self-defense and self-protection, so I'm not a pacifist hippie or anything like that). I also hope your girlfriend dumped you. I wouldn't try to get attached to someone who risks their life so stupidly.

theblondefriend 0

Smooth Romeo. Very smooth.

Sucks to be you. Lesson learned? You can't handle surprises |D

lisafannypack 0

why would you automatically assume that there were thieves in your apartment?

Why the hell would you just rush into danger like that!? Are you completely insane and/or stupid? Seriously, multiple thieves with weapons + you assaulting them = you being dead

Hahaha...that must have been an awkward moment of silence! By the way, burglars usually aren't armed. It is one thing to steal money and stuff, but something completely different to kill someone. At least it's like that in Germany, because we have very strict weapon laws here. Maybe it's different in countries where burglars have to expect to be shot, so that they therefore believe to have nothing to lose.

amazingkate 0

is it better for this to happen or to actually get robbed on your birthday? that would be a good question for those "what would you choose" games.

that is just too funny, how did u explain it to your GF "i thought you were a thief"

LittlexoMe 0

i didn't know there was such thing calleda cheekbone god i must be out of it