By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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linkinpark98 23

Wow... I guess Windex really does do wonders!

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hellbilly205 17

You're suppose to open the door before you try and go through it!

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starman02 12

Hehe! At least you know for next time where exactly the door is ;)

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capper44 18

#27 : the best bio i have ever read lol Right oN lol

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jerseyboy732 16

smarter than your comment

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hahafylop 4

At least you didn't go Amare on the glass and have to have surgery because you punched it...

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MichellinMan 20

were you already drunk? your fast.

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hellbilly205 17

Are you by any chance Doc Bastards medical assistant? And nice That 70's show reference.

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nublets 12

30- DocBastard needs no assistant. They would only assist in stealing his awesome thunder!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

We are but mere peons living in his earthly kingdom.

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DocBastard 38

Um...what? I remember when people here used to hate me. Good times.

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LunaDragon 10

Don't worry doc, I still hate you. Oh and predix too. ;-} Although I am missing IKickGingers more Witter comments, whatever happened to her?

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nublets 12

46- must have fallen asleep in class that day >.>

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MedKits 9

I'm actually in the process of cloning my own Doc Bastard. "oh, to be an assistant to him?" you might ask. No, actually I will create an alternate timeline in which the student becomes teacher. Then I will order him around and make my clone of Doc Bastard do his own history and physicals while I do my own ddx when he brings his diagnosis to me just to shit on parade. MUHAHAHA! *cough* So uh, yes 30, if that answers your question, I'll be going now...

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hellbilly205 17

Well uhh yes i guess that does chap, goodbye now.

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hahafylop 4

Doc, maybe one of your 5000+ comments changed people's outlook on you.

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nate_msm 0

Well that teaches you to stay out behind your mothers back.

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BossFML1996 1

YDI, Do not go behind you're parents back.. What if something bad happened like you got injured? They wouldn't know

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linkinpark98 23

Wow... I guess Windex really does do wonders!

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hellbilly205 17

Streak free shine, everytime!

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DooleyFTW 17

That's right op! Don't take shit off no glass window! **** the system

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Reminds of the time I ran right into one of those sliding windows, thinking it was open. Good times...

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SkoomaKi 27

You're doing it wrong! Use a door next time? Say you slept at a friends and you were coming back? Say you went for a midnight walk. The excuses are endless. But I can't help but feel You Deserved It!

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SammySteel 6

If you're stupid enough to put yourself in that situation then you had it coming.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Hey, that's not cool; retarded people get offended when you compare them to people like OP

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