Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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So that's what the smell was!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:14

Why would someone...

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:15

Someone is trying to send you a message. Take a shower OP. :]

Comments

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 17 August 2010 11:30

I need to start writing these pranks down just in case someone really irks me enough to inspire revenge.

misfitSuperStar 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:28

Sooo sounds like a 'Frat Attack'!!! fyl, op!!

storytime_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:32

Its a sign Op, its a sign..

reesey0809 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 14:13

stop making them mad...and get some Lysol and pledge....problem solved

the4starr 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 14:39

ugh! poor fish... :(

maxrider 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 14:44

get a chair

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 17 August 2010 15:17

Whoever pranked you probably did it for the halibut. They're trying to stink you trout of your room. You thought you could just skate by this semester, but they've come for your sole. A ray of light bursts in, tipping the scales of justice, which is just fin with me. YDI for all the fish puns you just caused me to make.