By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
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alexhaz64 4

Congratulations, your boyfriend's a seahorse!

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Krirn 21

Maybe his secret boyfriend forgot to pull out.

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panda_lou 11

Well yeah, of course you aren't pregnant, the test was negative.

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TheErinny 7

was it the trash outside your house? A friend of mine used to throw her pregnancy tests in the neighbours trash can so her parents won't find it.

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DiscoKiller 4

He may have read that they can also signify when a man has testicular cancer and was doing a very sensible health check. Or has a female friend that needed help.

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unlucky_lucy 17

Sounds like time for a new boyfriend or a new baby in 9 months

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The_9th_Doctor 18

I'm gonna say ur "boyfriend" is two timing you

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