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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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You deserved it 371

Hello there

By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 937

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 676

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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You deserved it 23 002

By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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You deserved it 12 441

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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fightingkittens 39

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:44

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

sux4u121 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:45

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

Comments

fightingkittens 39

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:44

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

TrueTriage 16

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:47

At least you saw it coming.

fightingkittens 39

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:54

This is what happens when I'm online at 2 AM. The word vomit just comes straight out.

lilhellian 26

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:57

But this puppy didn't see the word "vomit" in the first post... ^.^

fightingkittens 39

Sunday 30 December 2012 11:13

* cue Zoidberg voice * Your joke was bad. And you should feel bad.

TheRandomIndian 17

Sunday 30 December 2012 11:51

24 do you feel bad?

seandoc 13

Sunday 30 December 2012 11:56

Just look up Suprise on Youtube, and you'll see the funniest Team Fortress 2 video ever.

screenager5 35

Sunday 30 December 2012 12:15

...how does an innocent butt slap turn into buttsex? o.O

fightingkittens 39

Sunday 30 December 2012 12:18

27 tried to reply to my shitty comment with a shitty comment of his own, in an apparent attempt to nullify the shittiness. Fail.

seandoc 13

Sunday 30 December 2012 19:48

No #34, I failed to make you laugh. I didn't attempt to nullify YOUR shittiness, ********.

starbunnytwinkle 3

Monday 31 December 2012 5:27

33.. You've obviously never watched ****..

screenager5 35

Monday 31 December 2012 10:33

70- damn. you're right. guess my ignorance gave me away. >.

Seany_93 17

Saturday 5 January 2013 2:29

Ill show ya

sux4u121 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:45

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 30 December 2012 14:09

Or she's clowning your ass (pardon the pun). Step wisely, brother...

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 30 December 2012 15:04

She is laughing, step one. Now go make fun of the event with her... You two are on the same side, step two.

amillionbucks 5

Sunday 30 December 2012 15:34

Well, now you have a free pass to smack her ass. You know what to do.

EsotericBrent 29

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:46

Well you did leave yourself vulnerable to a surprise attack.

a1f0sff 25

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:46

Your injured face shouldn't help either... if you got hurt.

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:46