By Stoopiddogbot - 12/02/2013 13:18 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML
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porcupineattack1 5

Well that's probably what anyone who ate the fruitcake would have done, fruitcake SUCKS.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Get some running shoes for that sentence!

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spartanMKIV 9

don't worry, it was only a fruitcake

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SphinxJinx 0

Did you have your cake on the floor or something? You should be glad that your dog didn't get very ill. Raisins are poisonous to dogs. You're lucky your dog puked them up...

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HannahLouise96 13

Well, I don't blame him/her. Fruitcake is gross.

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jcrb 11

it's your fault for making a friggin fruitcake, you dumbass!

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Happyhighs1 3

Its ok. Nobody even likes fruitcake. Its the present you give relatives you hate.

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simoncat 11

Ewwwwww fruitcake. Not even dogs like it.

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toblasc0sauce 5

See? No one likes fruit cake! Consider it a favor.

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kennaem1 11

Well, fruit cake is gross. So it's not really bad

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