Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones....

By Fat Jon - 29/10/2015 19:43 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML

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By Heknowsnothing - 13/07/2016 21:09 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I got my giant Game of Thrones tattoo finished. Despite the fact that I had spelt it out for him, the artist wrote "You no nothing John Snow." It's the focal part of the tattoo. FML

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Thoughtful

By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 14:00

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend bought me a sword from a TV show called Game of Thrones. He seemed disappointed at my reaction, since he spent so much money on the limited edition version. I've never watched the show, and I also have never had any interest in swords, so I don't know what he was thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:16 - United States - Charlotte

Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML

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By me - 30/04/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

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Halloween is cancelled

By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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Mockery

By Jamie Kingslayer - 15/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked into my barbershop and told the owner to, “Give me the Jamie Lannister” (from Game of Thrones). The barbershop was silent, except for one loud laugh. Coming from my ex. She'd followed me in. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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Looking good

By JillianJuneBug - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 30 October 2015 1:46

Obviously you know nothing.

Emmamazing 26

Friday 30 October 2015 1:49

At least you won something!

Comments

Welshite 39

Friday 30 October 2015 1:46

Obviously you know nothing.

higgysaurus 18

Friday 30 October 2015 9:30

How popular is Game of Thrones in Mexico though?

VeganVampyre 26

Friday 30 October 2015 10:45

Apparently popular enough that people can tell the difference between Jon's and Sam's swords...

vikky538 28

Friday 30 October 2015 14:18

Obviously they know nothing

higgysaurus 18

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:30

Shit total brain fart, forgot Sam is in GoT as well...whoops

Shannon98 16

Friday 30 October 2015 1:48

Smile and nod then accept the prize

CharismaGeek 19

Friday 30 October 2015 1:49

Sure, they got your character wrong. You still won, right?

ChopSuey444 20

Friday 30 October 2015 11:10

I feel like many people aren't getting why this is an FML. It's the character of Samwell. His outfit is similar, but he's extremely weak . . . and very fat. Whereas Jon is slender and powerful. Don't get me wrong, I love Sam and OP is awesome for making a Nights Watch costume, but I had to clarify the situation for the non GOT fans.

9a_1z 12

Friday 30 October 2015 12:23

I get disliking being typecast as 'the fat one', but Sam is loyal, brave, caring and intelligent. He's way more than just a less pretty version of Jon. Though personally I'd have gone as Hodor, it's a great excuse for not being very talkative at social gatherings.

revolvearoundme 15

Friday 30 October 2015 14:04

Also a great excuse to show up without pants for no reason at all. I still don't understand why that scene was in there... Was the director just like, this scene is boring lets put in some Hodor ****.