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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By lucy - 03/03/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he had pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replies "putting my fish tank together". FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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airforce987 20

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:51

I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...

Christina6 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:52

I feel bad for your fish.

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lancesky 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:43

Don't worry guys, there were carp in the aquarium.

dubstep12 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:36

Don't you mean CRAP? Haha

DiruKitty18 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:51

Those poor fish, this guy sounds like a complete ******* idiot.

chasec23 4

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:02

He was feeding the carp with crap

ucoolgirl31 20

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:03

Maybe he couldn't make it...

GVirdi 11

Tuesday 12 June 2012 21:22

So he should punish the fish because he's slow and not a ninja like me?

kaymi 17

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:08

"But hey, the fish crap in there too!", he quickly replied as he stumbles while pulling up his pants.

ekb777 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:14

That's is so nasty. Was he drunk? Or maybe it was those pesky bath salts again....

Zachthejoker 10

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:14

Common mistake, confusing the aquarium for the crapperxD

soad2014 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:15

"...and that's how I got banned from Petco." :P

TWayne95 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:20

Duh ****???

turtleomnom 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:31

DUMP him... see what I did there?

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