By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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airforce987 20

I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...

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kittycat2007 18

i hope u mean EX boyfriend

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mazio09210517 5

what the ****? lol I hope he is now your ex Boyfriend.

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GVirdi 11

I find it weird how you and 12 said the same thing at the same time, yet 12 is getting thumbed up and you're getting thumbed down

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martinv19 6

It's just cuz shes 13 not 12

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ant1ion 12

Yeah even though they posted at the same time

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vanessaizawesome 8

Yeah but whatever!! I thumbed 13 up and thumbed 12 down!!!

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myalleyway 9

how shitty is that situation

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lolfood 24

Holy shit, stop making crappy puns on every ******* FML involving poop

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zakkman 4

Mr. Hankey decided to go scuba diving.

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lolfood 24

You just read "Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML"

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GVirdi 11

20 try reading again, but this time try reading slowly and carefully

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naughty101 8

i feel like someone who would do somethong THAT disgusting HAD to have shown some prior signs..your fault babe xx

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silent_bride 5

21: Right, let's blame the OP instead of the boyfriend. Totally logical, "babe".

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Not even close, "babe". What was he going to do to foreshadow the fact that he was going to shit in her aquarium? There are a multitude of things that could have affected his judgement here, and unless OP had explicitly told him it was okay to use the fish tank as a toilet, I fail to see how it's her fault.

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PROdigy81 4

What 21 might mean is that he thought he caught her cheating Or that he's a drinker or a semi-pothead that does retarted things when he's high/drunk

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kjb1234 5

God I hope he was drunk

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GVirdi 11

47 I'm 97.843% sure booze would come in pee form So unless it was liquid poop, your argument is invalid. Hope you guys liked the visuals :D?

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daydreamer244 13

Maybe he was drunk? Or mad at the fish?

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Likewise... I really, REALLY, hope he was drunk. FYL, OP.

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tony1891 22

lovely. still your boyfriend?

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