By Justlooking - 28/07/2017 20:00

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Today, my new husband of two weeks attempted to solicit sex from a hooker. He tried to excuse himself by saying, "I would never cheat on you! I was just looking." FML
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gobiteme2 34

Should get tested for STD'S. Seriously think about the marriage, do you want to put up with this.

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mekiswrite 21

It's not too late to get an anullment...

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Glowworm56 26

Looking my arse, he was just hooking!

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mekiswrite 21

It's not too late to get an anullment...

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mitolit 12

Most states only allow annulments when fraud has occurred.

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Lobby_Bee 17

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ezrajab 22

I feel people like yourself have no sense of personal value. Why would you intentionally hurt someone you love?

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sirrubberduckie 35

If that was supposed to be funny, it didn't work. If it was serious, you really have problems.

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gobiteme2 34

Should get tested for STD'S. Seriously think about the marriage, do you want to put up with this.

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RichardPencil 30

Two weeks and he’s already bored of sex with you? You need to liven it up, babe!

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DJRy 13

And why exactly are you blaming her??

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littlefoott69 14

if he looked why was he talking aka attempting to solicit

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Spårkles Kat 7

all i have to say is annulment or divorce. of he tries it once he will do it again

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SteelSoul5 9

Don't even give him a second chance

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Sparx1_1 16

1: Yes, he would have sex with a hooker and probably already has before meeting you and probably since. 2: He was not "just looking", he was trying to find out how you would react, so he knows what he can get away with in the future.

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Gwengreen 6

Just looking? Sounds familiar... you should be worried he stole material from Eddie Murphy.

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