When the Jehova's Witnesses come knocking... - FML

When the Jehova's Witnesses come knocking...

By FML Approved - 28/07/2017 18:30

I'm sorry, I don't remember inviting you over.

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KingLewisII 34

Saturday 29 July 2017 5:41

Christmas and Easter are both pagan holidays that the Christians stole.

1gullible_bugger 33

Saturday 29 July 2017 18:38

I'm sorry, but I just had one show up to my door the other day. My son unknowingly answered, and I got to listening to Food by encourage me to convert. Even got my own copy of the watchtower to help me think about it. As for the medical thing. Before everyone gets overly posed at me, I could have swore that it was JWs that don't accept some forms of medical treatment, or blood transfusions. If I'm mistaken, sorry I offended you all so much in an FML comment.

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1gullible_bugger 33

Friday 28 July 2017 21:34

Or just don't answer the door.. I for one, don't like listening to their religious propaganda. I don't think it's right that they go around "selling" their religion. as much as I don't like what Christmas another religious holidays have become to society, I love being able to go get medical treatment at the hospital!

KingLewisII 34

Saturday 29 July 2017 5:41

Christmas and Easter are both pagan holidays that the Christians stole.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Saturday 29 July 2017 7:48

omg smart bird

bpickett18 16

Saturday 29 July 2017 17:37

I'm sorry but we do go to hospitals and our stuff is free. we don't "sell" anything.

1gullible_bugger 33

Saturday 29 July 2017 18:38

I'm sorry, but I just had one show up to my door the other day. My son unknowingly answered, and I got to listening to Food by encourage me to convert. Even got my own copy of the watchtower to help me think about it. As for the medical thing. Before everyone gets overly posed at me, I could have swore that it was JWs that don't accept some forms of medical treatment, or blood transfusions. If I'm mistaken, sorry I offended you all so much in an FML comment.

BoulderDash_Tank1 3

Saturday 29 July 2017 2:33

Revelation 1:5

BoulderDash_Tank1 3

Saturday 29 July 2017 2:40

Where is it that said JW s don't like life and want to live There are Many JW MDs Scientists as far as I know it isn't said JW s Don't go get med. treatment when they need Please check you source Better yet Ask them I did

AkaiKitsune 31

Saturday 29 July 2017 19:39

When they come knocking I just answer with my boa wrapped around me and they seem to find other places to be very quickly.

BoulderDash_Tank1 3

Thursday 3 August 2017 23:52

What color is your Boa?

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