Kids: Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn...

By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Altrincham

Today, I got home after working 14 hours completely exhausted and found my wife asleep, after not sleeping for at least 4 nights with our newborn. She woke up and couldn’t remember where she'd left the baby. After a mad panic, she remembered that he's with her mother. We are not coping very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By CutestBoysEver - 30/10/2012 01:30 - United States - Fruita

Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 02:02

Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML

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By Sad mom - 21/07/2024 08:00 - United States - Riverview

Today, after I had a miscarriage in December, and finding out in June that I was 13 weeks pregnant with twins, I was told out that Baby B had consumed Baby A. FML

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By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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They all look the same to me

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:08

That REALLY SUCKS!

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:09

Foot prints records.

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Lozer32 0

Monday 20 December 2010 23:45

What a BASTARD move! wow! u possbly just ruined ur daughters sense of idenity. WOW!

kirstii 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:18

that's why u get different colors of clothes for them!!

BigTymer2047 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:40

wow. how does that even happen? especially to both parents. poor kids!

lslinker04 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:23

I have twin girls 2, and did the same thing

lslinker04 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:23

I have twin girls 2, and did the same thing

lslinker04 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:23

I have twin girls 2, and did the same thing

someonefromearth 4

Monday 2 May 2011 3:39

they're called name tags. use them.

panda101x 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:12

Paint their toenails different colors.

punkrose28 0

Monday 11 July 2011 1:47

doc or footprint lol sorry man

juliarawrawrawr_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:19

Check records, then always have one of the girls toes painted.

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Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML

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