By Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. - 31/03/2013 04:34 - United States - Midlothian

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Today, I came home to visit my family for spring break, only to realize that I'd left my phone in my apartment. After a 2 hour drive back, I discovered my boyfriend with my neighbor. He panicked and pretended to be sleepwalking. FML
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Just don't let him "sleepwalk" back into your apartment.

Your boyfriend really is a dumbass if he thought that you would actually believe that he was sleepwalking. On the bright side, be happy that you found out about it. Now you can dump him and find someone new.

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I don't get all the drama? I would've drove 10 hours back for my phone.

Well, now you can go and do a girls gone wild to get back at him. Happy spring break.

That really sucks, but who'd make a 2 hour drive just for their phone?

What kind of "with" are we talking? "Hanging out with" or "Sleeping with"? Because, I mean, someone who drives two hours for a phone may just be blowing this all out of proportion...

if you're posting this after the fact, why are you still using the term boyfriend? how about black and blue patient at *insert hospital name here* as for her, i hope she picks up and moves fast, because she is not safe at her current residence.

I wonder what you did in this situation. Hopefully you sumpes him slapped him and the neighbor,moved out so no awkward moments. Well best of luck.