By Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. - 31/03/2013 04:34 - United States - Midlothian

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Today, I came home to visit my family for spring break, only to realize that I'd left my phone in my apartment. After a 2 hour drive back, I discovered my boyfriend with my neighbor. He panicked and pretended to be sleepwalking. FML
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CsHx 16

Just don't let him "sleepwalk" back into your apartment.

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SillyGirl4602 23

Your boyfriend really is a dumbass if he thought that you would actually believe that he was sleepwalking. On the bright side, be happy that you found out about it. Now you can dump him and find someone new.

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manchild0225 6

Damn technology making it hard to cheat now. That is something drove 2 hours for a cell phone must-have great gas mileage oh sorry bout the cheating bit. Sucky what to start a break

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think it's good she found out. Of course, it would've been better if her boyfriend WEREN'T a cheating asshole. But now OP can focus on her family, friends, and meeting someone new. :)

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snufflebubble 13

That's a new one. If he's that moronic to think that this is a good way to get out of a sticky situation- you might be better off.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think she's better off anyway. Lol. It sucks that he was cheating on her, but at least she found out!

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deathtothepix 26

The old "I slept walked into her." He's done you a favour, can't even come up with a more original excuse.

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woiz 11

remember guys !sleep walk is no good specially to ur neighbor's apartment while gf is not around !!!

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LaLince 40

What's the problem if your neighbor sleepwalks? YDI

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DocBastard 38

She deserves to find her boyfriend ******* the girl next door? Please oh please explain how. I'd love to hear your explanation.

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Mads_1234 28

I think you missed the entire point of this FML.

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spazz666 18

22, the FML is about OP finding her scumba--I mean boyfriend cheating on her. Now tell me, how exactly does ANYONE deserve this? I don't even wish cheating on cheaters. It destroys trust and can seriously affect any future relationships OP may have.

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gc327072 30

This is one of those comments that's so retarded, it makes me wish I could shove my hand through the Internet to have it pop out the other side and slap the commenter. READ THE FML, DUDE!

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ni0ve 9

wow, he couldnt wait until he got the 'I got to my parents home just fine' call?!

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martinfml 8

Guess not. Well, a wise man once said: "Things happen for a reason." In this case you forgot your cellphone. Oh and, he wouldn't receive no "I got to my parents home just fine call?!" Because she forgot her cellphone. And by the way why did you need to come back to get your cellphone?

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cupcakechick 17

I hate cheaters, they piss me off, if you feel the need to sleep with someone besides your significant other, then break up with them first. god

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deathtothepix 26

Some people are incapable of doing the simplest tasks.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Good you forgot your phone, think if you' d not found out then, that would be worse! I'm sorry that had to happen to you though, OP!

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perdix 29

They were probably just brainstorming to find a way to get your forgotten phone to you on spring break. Without your phone, how could he contact you to find an address where you can receive your phone? Why is everyone so suspicious these days?

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GhostChickens 17

Why do people get into relationships if they want to sleep with someone else? Don't commit yourself verbally if you can't do it physically. Go for an open relationship or casual dating. Sleep-steal his TV.

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