Intimacy: Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was...

By Notthatone - 21/04/2015 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

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By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 00:30

Today, I came out as bisexual while we were in the car. My mom started crying behind the steering wheel, driving at 85 mph. She later told my dad, even though I asked her not to. My dad said, "Give it a month, he'll grow out of it." I realized I was bi 4 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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Jailbait

By Riotxxo - 18/01/2022 16:58

Today, after confessing to my 16 year-old sister that I was only into guys younger than me, she said that was OK because she was attracted to guys in their late 40's and that an age gap was not that much of a big deal. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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bekkylove22 23

Wednesday 22 April 2015 11:30

It's actually brilliant because you were able to explain it to her before any prejudices could reach her.

llalala_fml 19

Wednesday 22 April 2015 11:30

This is why we need to update sex education in schools.

Comments

ccpowpow 11

Friday 24 April 2015 0:31

I am younger,much younger than 17 and I know the difference.

dannnngthatsux 19

Friday 24 April 2015 4:47

From an ignorant person's view point, it makes sense. She didn't say she was duo gendered, your sex is your parts, therefore bisexual is have 2 sex parts. If you love only one gender you aren't unisexual.

TallMist 32

Friday 24 April 2015 6:54

No... there's most definitely a difference between being bi and having both parts. Being bi means you can fall in love with someone, whether male or female. Being intersexed (a hermaphrodite) means having both male and female parts at the same time. (Not to be confused with being transgender)