Today, after a year of living with my girlfriend, I came to the...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2019 00:01

Today, after a year of living with my girlfriend, I came to the conclusion that I'm never going to marry her. I packed my things, wished her well in her life, and loaded everything up into my car. It's been working fine up until this afternoon. Now it won't start. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2022 15:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my long-term relationship of over a decade ended very badly. We didn't speak nor look at each other while I was dropping his stuff off. Of course, my car battery died, and I had to ask him for help and had to see his parents. His dad couldn't get the hood open for about ten minutes. FML

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mas12806 24

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:35

You don’t have to marry her to stay together

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:44

Wait a minute. Hold on. Don't go anywhere. Oh, right... Seriously, though... was it a realization that you didn't want to be with her anymore, that you just didn't want to marry her, or does she not want to get married, but you do?

Comments

Alup132 22

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:29

So you just ditched your girlfriend after dumping her and left?

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:23

you seem confused

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:24

you seem confused

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:25

confused??

mas12806 24

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:35

You don’t have to marry her to stay together

lilbiggie814 3

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:06

waste of both their times let's be honest.

Hempseed 26

Wednesday 24 July 2019 2:48

How exactly is being content in your relationship a waste of time?

JuliaKay14 33

Sunday 28 July 2019 17:14

They’re probably not content, that’s why they don’t want to marry her

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:44

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:08

Sounds like the car has other plans for you and your girlfriend.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:22

the universe isn't gonna let yup you quit.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 24 July 2019 1:23

the universe isn't gonna let yup you quit.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 24 July 2019 7:54

So you chose to live in your car before finding a place to live?

Johnny Yoakum 7

Wednesday 24 July 2019 23:47

Women do shit like this. Ridiculous.

i8cake 12

Thursday 25 July 2019 5:12

getting a car fixed is easier and cheaper than a divorce, good on you for taking the decision seriously. sucks that it had to end

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 27 July 2019 4:09

Well that sucks, but it's not your fault. If you don't see the relationship going anywhere, it's your right to end it. The question is, was it a civil, mutual breakup? Or do you think she somehow tampered with your car? This day and age, anything is possible.