By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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missL1z 5

Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!

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prinzess_fml 25

Like I am IgoRRRRR is twin brotheRRRRR, we were sepaRRRRated because ouRRRR dad wanted us to be spieyes for СССР (Союз Советских Социалистических Республик)

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inpuredeceit 14

Dude, that's a totally convincing accent! I'd fall for it.

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beastin34 0

and he didn't get away with it? damn maybe next time

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

The usual excuses?! You shouldve kicked him to the curb the first time!

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construction 7

You dumb one she meant the usual excuses that cheating boyfriends say, not that he's done it before

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soccerchicx9x 5

^ You could've taken "the usual excuses" either way, "you dumb one".

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superstar429 7

wow she wasn't talking about he did mor than once he was talking who says the ling lost twin story and fakes an accent you made me laugh every one makes mistake dont worry

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slushpup9696 12

You get points back for admitting it, though.

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HWICUNow 10

you're not stupid. I thought the same thing. I think OP should have played along and "cheated" with the twin. (And then denied it the next day)

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twinny_sc 13

How creative is he ?!

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Headcrab 29

usual excuses... so he did this at least twice before... YDI then. 2nd chance, yes. 3rd chance? no way.

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stacianichole 2

"usual excuses" might mean typical, cliche things you might expect to hear from someone who gets caught cheating... like, "I slipped and fell into her ******" or "I thought she was you" or "we were on a break"

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Al_HyLo 5

finally someone who's not a retard :)

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shift_love 13

I slipped and fell into her ******. LMAO. This comment was better than the fml

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Freeze_fml 16

Sounds like you've been dating a bright individual.

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prinzess_fml 25

yeah I wonder what accent it was: British? French? German? Mexican... Pirate?

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psuedodragon 23

"Arrr, matey! It be true, I be the lad's long-lost broth'r. Ye need na' be gettin' mad at 'im, for I not be 'im!" *shifty eyes*

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