Valentine's slay, Caring and Love: Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He...

FML for mobile
Free

By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 672

You deserved it 5 435

April Pisces: Traps and Laughs
Laugh at the best (and worst) April 1st jokes. Watch out, you could be next! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 947

You deserved it 16 307

Valentine's truth

By Anonymous - 14/02/2025 22:00 - Germany

Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 820

You deserved it 92

By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 429

You deserved it 7 170

By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 858

You deserved it 1 036

By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 228

You deserved it 7 354

By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 504

You deserved it 16 271

Can't have friends

By Owie - 12/01/2022 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 777

You deserved it 331

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 316

You deserved it 3 137

By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 205

You deserved it 4 434

Marty20612 5

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Wow what a asshole... He needs to learn a few things in life

Musiclover1482 9

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Kick his ass to the curb.

Comments

kenleybunch 15

Monday 10 February 2014 3:46

If ya boyfriend steals money from you and calls you a selfish bitch... That's a DEAL breaker, ladies.

Andrew4263 12

Monday 10 February 2014 4:19

no girl deserves a an who treats them like this. you should lose him and find someone who deserves you and treats you right..

Thunderstruck14 30

Monday 10 February 2014 8:57

Yeah, that, or a talk. Obviously they need to talk either way, but its possible OP might want to give the boyfriend another chance, which is okay. We never heard his side. But still, stealing is not okay, at all.

sassy2085 16

Monday 10 February 2014 4:35

Give him a valentines present a dear john letter.

SuperStormCindy 8

Monday 10 February 2014 4:42

*ex boyfriend, right OP?

sanecatlady 13

Monday 10 February 2014 4:50

Who says romance is dead? *obvious sarcasm*

thunderniron 22

Monday 10 February 2014 4:55

Sounds lime it's time for a change OP.

JohnTheLad 13

Monday 10 February 2014 5:08

The fool.

VoodooPriestess 16

Monday 10 February 2014 5:22

While the concept for Valentine's Day has fallen to commercialism, I get the feeling he wasn't thinking about that. A cheap scoundrel trying to make himself look good. But if you're still with him, I would demand flowers now.

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 10 February 2014 5:37

I would demand more than flowers. But personally if I caught my man stealing from my purse his ass would be on the curb before you could say "stupid commercialist holiday".

Thunderstruck14 30

Monday 10 February 2014 8:56

Demand flowers? Nah, he should have to regain OP's trust, not just buy her smelly plant reproductive organs. Regaining trust takes time. If a boyfriend steals from you, that's not acceptable, and if you are giving them another chance, buying things won't make things right.