Valentine's slay, Caring and Love: Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

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By Owie - 12/01/2022 17:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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By FlowerGal88 - 28/02/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that the mystery flowers I received from a “Johnny” that caused my boyfriend to dump me on Valentine’s Day was really from him. He concocted this plan to make it look like I was cheating on him with a “Johnny” instead of confessing he was leaving me for someone else. FML

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Marty20612 5

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Wow what a asshole... He needs to learn a few things in life

Musiclover1482 9

Monday 10 February 2014 1:41

Kick his ass to the curb.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 10 February 2014 5:29

Fault one-the flowers are a gift not to be paid for Fault two-the guilt trip he tried is irrelevant to you...

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Monday 10 February 2014 5:38

My girlfriend doesn't like valentines day but she's doing it for me because I do

Munchlax11 7

Monday 10 February 2014 5:50

So you dumped him right?

Credibleskills 28

Monday 10 February 2014 5:52

Dang, he went pretty far to try to get some money.

Selvyys 4

Monday 10 February 2014 5:57

Wow, that's terrible! Time for a new valentine?

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 10 February 2014 6:17

If you're even half intelligent he should now be your EX-boyfriend.

Kateyez_26 13

Monday 10 February 2014 6:31

Three words: DUMP HIS ASS

Thunderstruck14 30

Monday 10 February 2014 8:51

Hehe, or perhaps they could have a serious talk about it? I mean, it does sound like he needs to be dumped because what he did was not acceptable, but you always need to talk about it first before doing something so drastic. Lack of communication seems to already have been involved... since the boyfriend seemed to be upset about valentines day and decided to be an asshole instead of talking to the OP about his feelings... either that or he was making up bullshit to explain the stealing.

hatemyluck 15

Tuesday 11 February 2014 22:20

I'm pretty sure his stealing has nothing to do with Valentine's Day. He got caught, made a lame excuse, and then blamed op for his actions so that he wouldn't get in trouble.