Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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You deserved it 4 233

By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 280

You deserved it 3 955

By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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You deserved it 41 472

By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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You deserved it 31 856

By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 530

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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You deserved it 96 457

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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You deserved it 2 382

rosie981 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:07

Awkward......

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:09

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

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smashmaster52 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:36

Musta been chilly

jdmkid23 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:36

she must have some pointy nips

greenglasses 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:37

Haha what dis she say?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:37

She uses them to precisely open the one-line FMLs.

smashmaster52 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:38

It must have been chilly :)

kohler9429 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:46

How would you swype with that?

juneashleighb 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:49

I wonder what her excuse was

Isle23 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:52

You probably don't want to see what she was writing...

Justin23L 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:55

People do the weirdest things when they're alone

getxbent 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:56

I LOVE YOUR MOM.

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML

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Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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Today, I attended a Buddhist prayer service for my religion and philosophy course. When the service was over, everyone stood up. Unfortunately, my legs and feet had fallen asleep so much that I lost balance and tackled a monk into the shrine. I'm expected to pay for injuries and damages. FML

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Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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Same thing different taste

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