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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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rosie981 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:07

Awkward......

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:09

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

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Emmilyy73 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:52

Wtf?

Emmilyy73 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:52

Wtf?

taytaylal 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:58

AWKWARD TURTLE. :3

tj4234 35

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:01

MEANWHILE IN DENMARK

wordbigbird 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:06

Iuts. Rewalluy hasrd

holeyman 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:27

At least it wasn't your dad using his penis

RufusthePenis 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:29

What a total legend.

grundlepuncher 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:30

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

BlahhhItsBri 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:34

wtf? lol well at least it wasn't YOUR iphone.

margie2194 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:36

79- I see what you did duuurrrrr!!!

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