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By olivia_stealth - 08/02/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML
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olivia_stealth_fml 0

thanks for all your imput. for the record i am in GT and AP classes and my parents expect at least a 3.75 GPA ususally. i am still currently grounded, and won't be ungrounded until i recieve a 4.0 on my report card. WHICH is technically a 5.0 with AP credit. so do not criticize my "ambition or self respect", vm2012, because I guarentee I have a better transcript than you. kthanks to everyone else for your comments! <333

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jwp0211 17

Well I'm sure that "ugly ass nerd" with no life will be making more than Bill Gates while you're giving him a Big Mac and some fries.

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cathyfang1533 12

Actually I'm not surprised that you're an AP and honor student. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in those classes are first rate geniuses. Well unless you take AP Physics, but that's a whole nightmare in itself.

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bubblybrooke 12

I feel for ya. I get screamed at every report card because it's only 80-86% avg. ONLY. my brother would be rewarded with anything his heart desired if he could pull off an average like that. we both slack off huge, so I could achieve a 90-95 avg if I tried, but I let my parents figure this out in grade school so now the marks I get aren't acceptable. -_- my brother didn't, can easily pull off an 80 avg, and is continuously being rewarded for his supposed 'hard work'. sometimes it's the slackers that win.

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strawberryspacejam 11

Moron. Instead of giving yourself a godfucking papercut, erase the C's and write A's instead of B's. It works.

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nnninjaaa 0

just wondering.... are your parents asian?

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RatIsKing 0

my mom keeps yelling at me for getting a b in history and saying "oh, you can do better than that!" I can't mom. I try harder in that class than any other. I just don't write fast. WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND?!? OP: we should hang out and talk about our stupid parents :D

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WOW_idc123 0

That's just like my one friend who got yell at and grounded for getting a 89

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bibobobonnor 8

unless you are asian now that i see your name but if not thats racist

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daniisme 0

#5 you remind me of the dude who did angry Asian parents on YouTube "mom I'm going to saves place for games night" "hwaaaaat? you not going to gay night. NO GAY NIGHT!"

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