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By olivia_stealth - 08/02/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML
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You deserved it 40 363

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olivia_stealth_fml 0

thanks for all your imput. for the record i am in GT and AP classes and my parents expect at least a 3.75 GPA ususally. i am still currently grounded, and won't be ungrounded until i recieve a 4.0 on my report card. WHICH is technically a 5.0 with AP credit. so do not criticize my "ambition or self respect", vm2012, because I guarentee I have a better transcript than you. kthanks to everyone else for your comments! <333

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jwp0211 17

Well I'm sure that "ugly ass nerd" with no life will be making more than Bill Gates while you're giving him a Big Mac and some fries.

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cathyfang1533 12

Actually I'm not surprised that you're an AP and honor student. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in those classes are first rate geniuses. Well unless you take AP Physics, but that's a whole nightmare in itself.

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Jackso_fml 0

#11 because c to an A is stretching it and they most likely wouldntbelive it

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nyangel 0

how do you get grounded for a B? I understand the C, but a B?

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anonymous_user 0

why the hell should you get grounded for this? Some of you seem to have forgotten, but a C is AVERAGE. its not unacceptable unless its a D. and i got a C on my last report card and my parents just told me to ry harder, and i havame been an A student.

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cathyfang1533 12

That's hard to believe since you can barely spell or use proper punctuation.

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dan81892 2

FYL because your parents ground you for a B.

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Alumnus_Vitae 0

#36: It doesn't really cause serious issues. It just makes you a perfectionist workaholic (especially if you spent half of your childhood grounded) and more prone to stress but that's about it. Positive side effects include getting into a good university, though. Hmm, I never tried changing my grades. I probably should have, as I used to get grounded for getting a B as well. (and, no, I'm not Asian)

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Shyman4ever 0

Wow even my parents aren't like that...anymore

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JoBroCrazyy_14 0

because the comments next to it will say C things. So if it says C-worthy things next to an A, it looks fishy. But C-worthy things next to a B is 1) Less noticable 2) less fishy! :P

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cr1sis 0

dude its actually extremely easy to fake your report card. what i would do is get a high quality scanner scan the paper (cause at least in most school or at least my current high school is just plain paper) and do the rest with photoshop its nobproblem at all its very easy

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