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By olivia_stealth - 08/02/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML
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thanks for all your imput. for the record i am in GT and AP classes and my parents expect at least a 3.75 GPA ususally. i am still currently grounded, and won't be ungrounded until i recieve a 4.0 on my report card. WHICH is technically a 5.0 with AP credit. so do not criticize my "ambition or self respect", vm2012, because I guarentee I have a better transcript than you. kthanks to everyone else for your comments! <333

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jwp0211 17

Well I'm sure that "ugly ass nerd" with no life will be making more than Bill Gates while you're giving him a Big Mac and some fries.

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cathyfang1533 12

Actually I'm not surprised that you're an AP and honor student. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in those classes are first rate geniuses. Well unless you take AP Physics, but that's a whole nightmare in itself.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

shoulda made it a B+

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pooponyuou 0

yeah definitly an Asian parent. haha watch tht kevjumba video were he explains the Asian parents way of grading. A does not = awesome it = average. I would know...

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xNephilim 18

That sucks so bad. Why would they ground you for a B? I mean, B is GOOD. Jesus!

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hunterluv1 20

there's not a good reason for cheating... they could have studied and gotten a B the right way.

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Kurg 0

I had a D once. my parents took away my iPod until the school year ended in July, a few months away.

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thesock339 0

Asian parents: a = average b = bad c = crap d = death f = you're ******

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thesock339 0

to some parents, a B is still a bad grade. just saying.

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macskapingvin 0

Grounding is such a stupid punishment. Especially for a school grade, and even more so for a C or a B, which is really not bad. I wouldn't ground my child. I'd keep a closer monitor on them, I might withdraw priveleges or distractions, I might not let them go out until they've done their work, I might give them curfews, but to slap a straight 'you are not leaving the house for anything for x amount of time' is lazy parenting.

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