Work: Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By Xena - 25/08/2017 04:30

Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By cacheson - 05/03/2020 03:02

Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML

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By ClothesHorse - 12/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I got screamed at by my boss for holding a guy to corporate policy at a rental agency. The guy was rich, so apparently rules don't apply to him. FML

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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Professional.

By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 19:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML

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I just work here, lady

By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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By Hello condoms and lube - 09/02/2016 21:53 - United Kingdom - Lewes

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

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0671241409 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....

annasworld 3

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

wow she sounds like a charming lady

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chugs69 5

Friday 12 August 2011 22:30

Take it as a complement

FailureFYL 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:29

Bet she was black

Demonyx 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:10

Possible sexual harassment lawsuit?

jcrizzle 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:14

I'm gonna call bullshit.

dr_horrible_ 10

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:59

Look at the bright side. That might mean you're hot.

woopdattrick 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:05

She must have watched "Pretty Woman" recently.

ElianaaVictoriaa 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:32

Technically she never denied being a prostitute. She only said what she was wearing.

badactor009 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 23:16

Are pimps allowed?

secerodylan1 0

Monday 15 August 2011 7:54

but you didnt deny that youre a prostitute and by new position you mean doggy style?

michaelscott69 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:36

I only see womwn in buisness suits in pornos. Trololololol

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