Work: Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me...

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By cacheson - 05/03/2020 03:02

Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML

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By ClothesHorse - 12/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 19:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML

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I just work here, lady

By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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By Hello condoms and lube - 09/02/2016 21:53 - United Kingdom - Lewes

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 1:03

Well maybe your skirt was just a little too short.....

annasworld 3

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

wow she sounds like a charming lady

Comments

foxmatrix15 8

Friday 12 August 2011 13:33

Something about this FML doesn't add up even a male or female suit has a distinct work look that does not scream *****. Did u dress up like u are running for congress or like u just got back from a BJ from an alley?

Mipz 2

Friday 12 August 2011 14:27

Wtf do you look like??? Or is the desk lady just a moron?

sparxva 12

Friday 12 August 2011 15:14

Lawsuit. But leave the 7-inch heels home next time.

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 12 August 2011 15:41

Just FYI...prostitutes don't always dress in skanky clothes...ever heard of an escort service?? They dress in clothes their...renter wants them to dress in whether it me a 5k$ dress or a leather skirt and chainmail bra Maybe it was your attitude, hair, makeup, jewelry or something.

shocky377_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 16:15

At least your pretty?

lshmsfomhaiadmt 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:47

are you a girl or guy? if a guy maybe shes telling you you cant bring any hoes like some of the business men (like my dad) or maybe she thought you were a pimp ;)