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By coolchicka05 - 06/10/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
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blue8795 0

I really have never had my dryer "eat" anything, maybe shrink. Anyone care to explain?

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wannabesinger 16

Don't you have a mirror? Always make sure you look ok before going out. And when taking the pants out, how did you not notice that when folding or unfolding the pants?

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your_face 15

What do you mean, the dryer had "eaten" your pants? Usually I just hear of dryers eating socks, and those disappear, not turn brown... are you sure you hadn't crapped yourself?

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291togo 0

Just admit it. You shit yourself!!

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plexico 3

WIN, mercy! One of the all-time great SNL fake commercials. The tennis court scene is priceless. Fluckers Jam may be the all-time best.

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invisibledamage 2

Maybe look at your clothes before you put them on? I still agree though, F your life.

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shehab28 0

how the hell deos a dryer eat pants and turn them brown

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_adnil_ 0

hahaha. that's funny.

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plexico 3

Colon Blow and you . . . in the morning.

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darkmis1 17

You didn't look at them before you put them on?

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dyingstart 0

I had an urge to click YDI upon reading "Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional." Khaki is really unflattering on most people (especially with a dark stain!). While your situation sucks, perhaps you'll want to go with dark slacks next time

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crackberrie 0

i agree... khaki pants never look good on women because they aren't fitted enough... usually should be left up to men for more casual looks, not professional ones

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IdolChatter 0

#26 - In Illinois khaki IS considered professional and a step up from overalls . YDI for not looking at your clothes before putting them on unless you really DO dress in the closet

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Puolukka 4

#30 Who says they weren't fitted??? Since the OP was talking about "dress pants" I'm guessing the adjective "khaki" didn't refer to a type of pants, but rather to their color. I own several pairs of dress pants and they're all fitted very well.

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