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By coolchicka05 - 06/10/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML

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blue8795 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:08

I really have never had my dryer "eat" anything, maybe shrink. Anyone care to explain?

wannabesinger 16

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:25

Don't you have a mirror? Always make sure you look ok before going out. And when taking the pants out, how did you not notice that when folding or unfolding the pants?

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Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 22:52

I thought when a dryer "ate" your clothes, that meant they disappeared? Unless, your dryer vomited them out because khakis are so ugly (: That would explain the stain.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 22:58

chica* Also, how did you not notice that?

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:14

LMAO!!!! how did u not see a stain that big! thats just hysterical! :D btw- y khakis? not a great choice :S

g00nie 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:32

Do you not look at your clothes before you put them on?

carkel 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:16

Well that must suck.. but i must ask, how you take a pair of pants out of your closet and NOT notice that?

cheapsheep_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:27

this is the first time i hear someone puts on a pair oh khaki's and doesn't check the butt.

cheapsheep_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:48

*of

getreadysetfml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:26

lol dryer ate ur pants (dirty thoughts) I guess that's the closest you'll get to being eatn ;) lol u shit pants idiot

boysRdumb 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 7:14

My dryer does the same thing! Except I've been used to checking my clothes before wearing them because of that. FYL.

Dabamash 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:07

That comment made my day for some reason. Thanks.

dsl135 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:13

Um... 1) How do you not notice? 2) Fake... or you're lying about where the stain came from. Dryers don't "eat" laundry... and even if they did, they wouldn't do so by leaving large brown stains. FAIL.