Nap buddies

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 16:01 - United States - Santa Barbara

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Today, I found out that my father is telling people that we sometimes sleep with each other, meaning it literally. He knows the figurative meaning of that phrase, but insists that “not everyone has a dirty mind.” Thankfully, since I’m an adult he won’t get into legal trouble, but still, ewww. FML
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Jon Tessler 14

actually he can still get in trouble as incest is illegal in pretty much every state. you may want to explain this to him, before someone calls the cops on him.....and you

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why would you sleep with your dad anyway? If you're old enough to know what the insinuation is and to be on this site, you're old enough to sleep in your own bed and not with your parent(s) like a five-year-old.

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Sagar Nair 11

The figurative meaning of calling someone “Daddy” reaches a whole new level right here

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Jon Tessler 14

actually he can still get in trouble as incest is illegal in pretty much every state. you may want to explain this to him, before someone calls the cops on him.....and you

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why would you sleep with your dad anyway? If you're old enough to know what the insinuation is and to be on this site, you're old enough to sleep in your own bed and not with your parent(s) like a five-year-old.

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wrenavery90 12

I'm trying to figure out why you're sleeping with your father?

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