By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
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huggles87 0

Wow that is sick, least he cleaned up most of the mess

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IronWarrior 9

I just checked my stats and discovered that the average urinations per day is inaccurate. Males average 7 urinations per day and females average 8. This adjusts the result significantly. Up = 7*5 = 35 times, Down = 8*2+1*7 = 23 times. The more correct ratio is 35:23. This means that the seat will be up over 1.52 times for every time the seat is down, much more than the 1.25 I had previously indicated. As we can all see, this further confirms that in my house, the seat should remain up.

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Intoxicunt 5

But it's only logical to leave it down. Guys need it down to shit, girls need it down for both. So about 75% of the time, it needs to be down. =) That, and yeah, the pussy thing.

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IronWarrior 9

Intoxicunt, refer to replies number 14 and 15. Thank you.

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ben26_fml 0

YDI for not looking down before you sat

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jonny2x4 0

Someone got the "yuck butt". Honestly, couldn't you smell the leftover stench? It's quite an aroma.

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KalvinAlexander 0

I don't want to be rude here but this one get on my nerve ... Where the hell are you when your husband is vomiting there ? and Where the hell are you when your husband is cleaning that f***ing toilet alone ? Is he your husband or not ? What if you got drunk/sick and vomit in bedroom ? kitchen ? You want to clean the whole thing all by yourself when you are not feeling well and later your husband found a spot you miss and yell you for that ? Instead of taking care of your husband and appreciate his cleaning work ... you said FML for touch a bit of pukes .. ( he's sick .. with/without alcohol .. ) What don't you divorce him right away ? I sense that he tried to clean the whole damn thing because he's afraid that you might got this as a HUGE REASON to nag him for a week .. maybe a month .. If somebody is puking .. that's mean he/she is sick! If my wife is vomiting in the toilet I won't leave her alone .. and I won't ask her to clean the mess too .. she's sick and she's my wife .. if I don't like somebody vomiting in my toilet and don't clean it completely ... I won't be staying together with that somebody. Glad my wife never treat me in that way .. damn you f**king bitch!

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CheshireHalli 19

I think she may not have smelled it for one reason: He cleaned. That shit's powerful.

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Renrox42 0

Wow, I would of been so mad and disgusted at the same time. The same thing kind of happened to me but it was a little different: the guy didn't clean up his mess but I didn't realize it until I sat down and saw what it was... because it was all over the walls too. That's the only prob. i have with july 4th. DRUNKS!

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

so.. you got puke all over the walls and toilet, probably with a heavy stench to boot, and you diddn't realize this until you sat down? Are you blind and anosmic or just retarded?

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eeekimjack 0

If he cleaned it up why write it... In the real none dramatized world tjis FML is... "Today, i sat in sick. FML".

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mrsnicks 0

Why is it that women either A: Cannot seem to put the lid down or B: Can't look before they sit down.....

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